One of Australia’s most daring and unconventional comics, completely original and vastly absurd, heads to Brunswick Heads!

I am Sam, Sam I am.
I’ve never had a mammogram
I did not have one in a shed
I will not in a trundle bed
I did not have one on my bum
I just ate a biscuit crumb
I think I found it in my hair
How expensive’s childcare?

One mighty rough year = One mighty DUMB show.

NO life lessons, NO profundity and NO epiphanies.

Just one hundred percent guaranteed gelastic and frivolous escapism from the “new normal”.
This shall surely be an evening of socially distant people congregating safely in a room facing forward.

Number 52 your human lamington is ready.

WINNER Comedy Award, Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2015
WINNER Most Outstanding Show, Melbourne Comedy Festival 2015

“The one thing I never realised about Simmons is that he is a phenomenally good stand-up.” ★★★★★ — The Scotsman

Duration: Approximately 1 hour

INSIDE SEATING $39 (plus booking fee)
Watch the show live, seated in our venue. LIMITED CAPACITY of 100 Inside Seats.

GARDEN SEATING $25 (plus booking fee)
Watch the show from our garden, as the live show is streamed onto the outdoor screen. LIMITED CAPACITY of 50 Garden Seats.
Check out photos and find our more about Garden Seating tickets here!

Please note that tickets for this event are strictly limited to 100 patrons INSIDE and 50 patrons outside in the GARDEN per session. This event will be run in accordance with COVID-safe and social distancing guidelines, to ensure the health and well-being of our patrons, our staff and our performers. If guidelines allow, further tickets may be released at a later date.

HOUSEMATE INSIDE SEATING — Please note that in order to purchase Housemate tickets, you must have a valid paid Housemate membership and will need to provide your Housemate membership number upon checkout. For information on Housemates, click here!